Join the Movement & Become a Groovy Eye Member
You are my equal. And I am yours.
There is power in a union. When you join Temple of the Groovy Eye, you do not sign up for a mailing list — you take your place in an equality organization built to slay one ancient lie: that any person can be a natural-born inferior. We reject that lie. We speak the truth that kills it, publicly and out loud. And we are stronger every time another set of Groovy Eyes is counted among us. No conversion required!
Membership is free. Add your name. Be counted.
Join an equality organization dedicated to positive change today!
A Growing Community Where Equality Is the Whole Point
TOGE is registered as a non-profit religious institution, but this is not your grandfather’s religion. There is no god to worship and no afterlife to wait for — we find our sacredness in the present moment and religious duty through our actions in it. You are free to keep your faith or bring none at all. We are not exclusionary. We welcome all atheists and spiritual people alike. Equality is for everybody, and an egalitarian community only grows stronger the more of us there are.
What You Can Do as a Member
- Be counted. Join the community and take your place in the equality movement (it’s free).
- Get ordained. Become TOGE clergy, legally able to officiate marriages across the USA and in every country that allows American officiants (also free).
- Get published. Submit your art and writing to the Groovy Eye Journal and Gallery.
- Connect. Join the Groovy Penpal Program and our community gatherings online.
- Carry the truth. Pick up member cards, certificates, and gear from the Arsenal.
A Membership That Actually Does Something
We don’t fight the Big Lie with hashtags alone. We fight it everyday one relationship at a time, with spoken words — our collective will made manifest.
Every ordained member who solemnifies a marriage with the declaration, “You are my equal, and I am yours,” before the vows lays one more stone in a new foundation, built from the ground up, where natural-born inferiority finds no foothold ever again. We redefine what is holy and imperative, and we commit ourselves to the sacred task of rebuilding a world where equality is the lived experience of all. That is what your egalitarian movement membership can do here: honorable words, direct action, real change.
What It Means to Join an Equality Organization
Membership in our equality movement does not require you to have all the answers. It simply requires a willingness to learn, engage, and contribute. Members are encouraged to share ideas; art and writing; participate in discussions; support community initiatives; and help build a culture rooted in equality for all.
Whether your strengths lie in leadership, writing, art, advocacy, community service, or simply listening and supporting others, your contributions help strengthen our collective efforts.
Join the Equality Movement
Those in power will never simply hand us our equality. We must claim it ourselves. It is our sacred birthright, and we are here to declare it.
Your equality movement membership is your declaration that you see the lie, you refuse it, and you are ready to build something better in its place. Honor is an attractive force. Add your voice to ours. We want you!
Become A Groovy Eye Member
Become a Groovy Eye Member